[Chosen One]

Blond goes Ice Fishing


A blond decides to go ice fishing, so she goes out on the ice and starts chopping a hole, all of a sudden there's a big booming voice. "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" The blond looks around, shrugs and walks a ways away and starts to chop. Again, the big booming voice comes "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE EITHER!" The confused blond looks up and say's in a small voice, "is that you God?" and the voice booms back "NO I'M THE RINK MANAGER!"